5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本
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5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本(通用5篇)
話劇指以對話方式為主的戲劇形式,于19世紀末20世紀初來到中國。與傳統(tǒng)舞臺劇、戲曲相區(qū)別,話劇主要敘述手段為演員在臺上無伴奏的對白或獨白,但可以使用少量音樂、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本,歡迎閱讀。
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本篇1 TheCleverRabbits(聰明小兔)
角色:
RedEyes(紅眼睛)LongEars(長耳朵)ShortTail(短尾巴)
BigWolf(大灰狼)MotherRabbit(兔媽媽)
Storyteller翻譯官
道具房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵樹等。
布景一座有門的房子里擺著一張桌子、幾個凳子和一些玩具。
SceneIThreeRabbits(三只小兔子)
?。ㄒ唬?/p>
Storyteller:TheMotherRabbithasredEyes,LongEarsandShortTail.
兔媽媽有三個孩子,她給他們起名叫紅眼睛、長耳朵和短尾巴。)
RedEyes:(Comingtothefront.上前。)
Hello!ImRedEyes.Gladtoseeyou.
?。愫茫∥沂羌t眼睛。見到你很高興。)
LongEars:(Touchhislongears.著他的長耳朵。)
Hi!Howdoyoudo?Nicetoseeyou.MynameisLongEars.
?。ㄠ?!你好!很高興見到你。我叫長耳朵。)
ShortTail:(Showhistail.展示他的尾巴。)
Hello,boysandgirls!ImShortTail.
?。ㄐ∨笥褌?,你們好!我是短尾巴。見到大家我很高興。)
Afterthis,theyareplayinggamesin隨后,他們就在房子里玩游戲。)
(二)
Storyteller:Abigwolfishidingbe-idea.Justthen,theMotherRabbitisthearm.
?。ㄒ恢淮蠡依钦阍跇浜?,他在打著壞主意。這時兔媽媽提著一籃子蘿卜回來了。)MotherRabbit:(Singingasong.唱起了歌。)LittleRabbits,openthedoor.
(小兔子乖乖,把門開開,媽媽回來了。)
BigWolf:Ah,Iknowtheirsecret.啊,我知道他們的秘密了。)
MotherRabbit:(Walkingintothehouse.進了家門。)
Goodevening,mychildren.Areyouhungry?
Letshavesupper!
?。ㄍ砩虾?,孩子們!你們餓了吧?咱們吃晚飯吧。)
Storyteller:TheBigBadWolves(大灰狼來了)
Storyteller:Thennextday,the(第二天,兔媽媽要出門了。)
MotherRabbit:Iamgoingtopickthedoor,dontopenthedoorforstrangers(我要去采蘑菇。千萬不要給陌生人開門。)
All:OK.
Storyteller:Threerabbitsclosetheawhile,theyhearsomeoneknockingatdoor.
BigWolf:(Learntosing.學著唱。)LittleRabbits,openthedoor.
Mothercomingback.
?。ㄐ⊥米庸怨?,把門開開,媽媽回來了。)
RedEyesandShortTail:Motheris(媽媽回來了。)
LongEars:(Stopthemopeningthe阻止他倆開門。)No.Itsnotourmother.ThatisntlikeMothersvoice.(不對。不是媽媽那不像媽媽的聲音。)
RedEyes:Letmesee.Itsnotreally(讓我來看看。果然不是媽媽。)
BigWolf:(Bang!Bang!Bang!)Imyourmother.Openthedoorinahurry.
?。ㄎ沂悄銈兊膵寢?,快開門啊。)
LongEars:Allright.Youmustshowyourtail.
(好吧。那你必須把你的尾巴從門縫里伸進來)
BigWolf:OK.
Storyteller:Thecleverrabbitsclipthe(小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夾住了。)
MotherRabbit:YouBigBadWolf!(你這個大灰狼?。?/p>
Storyteller:Withherwords,shehits(說著,她撿起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。)
BigWolf:Oh.MyGod!Mytailhurts.(噢。我的天?。∥业奈舶褪軅?。)
Storyteller:Thewolfstaili***roken.
mothersvoice,theyopenthedoorandhugtheirmother.
(大灰狼的尾巴被夾斷了,他逃走了。小兔子聽到媽媽的聲音,打開門,撲進媽媽的懷里。)
MotherRabbit:Mycleverchildren.(我的乖孩子們。)
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本篇2 旁白:It’sacoldevening.TheTitanichassunken.Rose,JackandOscarareonthelifeboatfloatingintheocean.ThisisJack.ThisisRoseandthisisOscar,herhu***and-to-be.(邊說邊介紹,三人坐在課桌上)
Oscar:Oh,honey~AreyouOK?(邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩)
Jack:Sheismygirl.(打開Oscar的手)
Oscar:Youaresocold.(脫下報紙披在R身上面向觀眾)whatyouwear,whatyouare.
Jack:Whatareyoudoing!(扔掉校服,脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖,面向觀眾)BoSideng(波斯登),warmandcomfortable,it’smychoice.(將羽絨服披在Rose身上)
Rose:(向Jack)Iloveyou.(向觀眾)ButIloveBoSidengmore.
Oscar:Hey!Sheismywife-to-be,whoareyou?
Jack:IamI.Wodedipanwozuozhu(我的地盤我做主).
Oscar:PeopleontheEarthallknow,She,andI,willgotoNewYorktohaveourwedding.Rose:Butnow……
Jack:Don’tsayanymore!Takeyourknifeout!(從口袋里掏出鉛筆,緊握手中)
Oscar:Ok.Let’sgofighting!(同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中)
Jack&Oscar:Fighting!(用鉛筆互戳)----小蜜蜂~
Rose:No,no,no!Pleasestop!(拉二人)(J&O不小心將Rose推下桌子——落水)
Rose:Help,help!(Jack&Oscar將拉上Rose桌子)
Oscar:Honey,howareyou?
Rose:(向觀眾)PiaoRou(飄柔),justsoconfident~(甩頭發(fā))
?。≧ose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水)Oscar:Help,help!
Rose:Oh,no!(向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓過Rose的`手,對視)
Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰,你是我的花…Youaremylife,youaremyhoney~
Rose:But……whataboutOscar?
Jack:Don’tpayattentiontohim.
Rose:OK.Darling~Iloveyou,lovingyou,likemouseloverice~
旁白:Atthistime,Oscarha***eenfaraway……JackandRosearestillfloatingintheocean.It’scolderandcolder.
Jack:Doyoufeelcold?
Rose:Yes.Youseewearesolonely.
Jack:Don’tworry.Ihavethis!(從口袋里掏出打火機,并向觀眾展示)ThisisamagicDaHuoji(打火機).(Jack按下打火機)(Superwoman上,胸前貼一張紙,上書S)
Superwoman:(向觀眾)DoyouknowwhoamI?IamSuperwoman!ThefamousSupermanismybrother.I’mwillingtohelpothers.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?(Superwoman無視,面向Jack)
Superwoman:Oh,prettyboy~Comehere,Iwillsaveyou.
Jack:Takemygirltogether.
Superwoman:Noway!(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火機)
?。↖ndianPrincess上,向觀眾合掌問候)
Princess:IamaprincessfromIndia.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?
Princess:OK.Ihaveamagicblanket,maybeitcantakeyouaway.Comeon.(從口袋里掏出圍巾)(Jack&Rose嘗試伸出腳,Princess上下晃動圍巾)
Princess:Oh,no,it’***roken!Myblanket!(邊說邊后退,漸遠)
(IndianPrincess下)(Jack第三次還沒按,HarryPotter上,提著掃帚)
Harry:Yi?WhereamI?(向觀眾)MynameisHarryPotter.I’mfromHogwarts(霍格沃茨).Ilosemyway.
Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?
Harry:Ireallywanttohelpyou,butmyabilityislimited.(聳肩)
Jack:(憤怒地)Oh,mygod!Goawayatonce!(指向前方)(HarryPotter下)
旁白:Suddenly,thelifeboatisshakingbecauseJackandRosearetooheavy.
Jack:Rose,listentome.Iloveyou,butIwillleaveyou.Theboatcan’tsupportusfor
alongtime.Youmustlive,soIwilljumpintothesea.
Rose:No,no,no.Jumpornotjump,thisisaquestion.
Jack:ThenlettheGoddecideit(二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀)
Rose:Godwillblessus.(Jack和Rose同時從身后伸出手來,包剪錘)
Jack&Rose:Onetwothree!(Jack出錘子,Rose出包子)
Jack:Ilose.Yousee,it’sGod’schoice.(Rose連連搖頭)
Rose:Oh,no.Jack,Jack,whyyournameisJack!
Jack:Iwishyouahappylife.Good-bye!(Jack跳下桌子,Rose伸手拉,未果)
Rose:Youjump,Ijump.(Rose跳下桌子,O未死,繼續(xù)叫救命……)
?。ㄅ园壮猰yheartwillgoon,音樂起,全劇終。Jack&Rose跳舞,張開手臂經(jīng)典動作作結。).
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本篇3 人物:rabbit(小兔),fox(狐貍),monkey(小猴),tortoise(烏龜),mummybear(熊媽媽),babybear(熊寶寶),lion(獅子),bird(小鳥)。
布景:大森林背景,舞臺右角是一座小房子,一棵木瓜樹,中間有一棵大樹,舞臺左角有一塊大石頭,左角后臺階上有兩棵桃樹。
(大幕在抒情、優(yōu)美的音樂聲中徐徐開啟)
:Inthi***eautifulforest,Therelivemanylovelyanimals,theyloveeachotherandliveahappylife!
在一個美麗的大森林里,住著許許多多的小動物,他們在一起相親相愛,生活得可幸福了!
第一景:小動物群舞
小兔舞(音樂:活潑、輕快、跳躍)
狐貍舞(扭動腰肢,跳節(jié)奏感極強的迪斯科)
烏龜舞(一伸一縮,音樂:緩慢、低沉、滑稽)
小猴舞(調皮、靈巧,可用西游記主題曲)
?。ㄒ魳忿D為輕柔、舒緩,小兔一人旋轉跳舞,音樂漸弱轉為流水聲,舞臺燈光轉暗,布景為湖邊,木瓜樹下。)
第二景::咕咚(清晰而響亮)
小兔:(吃驚的樣子,四處看看)What’sthematter?
什么東西?
?。ǖ雇藥撞?,拔腿就跑,正好撞上了狐貍。)
狐貍:(奇怪的神情)What’sthematter?Whyareyourunning?
跑什么呀?出了什么事?
小兔:(氣喘噓虛的樣子):Gudong,Gudongiscoming.
咕咚,咕咚來了。
狐貍:(害怕的樣子):Oh!Horrible,let’srun.
哇!太可怕了,讓我們跑吧!
(這時候,熊媽媽提著籃子和熊寶寶從樹后走出來,正好看到慌慌張張奔跑的小兔和狐貍。)
熊媽媽:(很驚奇的樣子):What’sthematter?Whyareyourunning?
出了什么事?你們跑什么呀?
小兔、狐貍(合):Gudongiscoming.
小熊:(害怕并躲在媽媽的懷里)mummymummy,I’mfrightened.
媽媽、媽媽,我害怕!
熊媽媽:(安慰寶寶)Oh!dear,Don’tbefrightened,let’srunquickly.
乖寶寶,別害怕,讓我們跑吧!快,快
?。ㄐ『?、小鳥、烏龜在另一角臺階的桃樹上看到,感到很奇怪)
小猴:(指著奔跑的小動物)Why?Whyaretheyallrunning?
為什么,為什么他們都在跑?
烏龜:(很神秘的樣子)Perhaps,Amonster!
也許,是妖怪來了!
小猴、小鳥:(非常恐懼的樣子)Oh,horrible,let’srun!
啊呀!太可怕了,快跑呀!
烏龜:(慌慌張張地跟在后面)wait!justwait.
等一等!
?。ù螵{子正在一塊石頭下睡覺,眾人吵吵鬧鬧的聲音吵醒了它。獅子大吼一聲,伸伸懶腰。)
獅子:(很生氣的樣子)It’sverynoise!Why?whyareyouallrunning?
太吵了,你們?yōu)槭裁炊荚谂苎剑?/p>
眾人合:(上氣不接下氣的樣子)Gudong,Gudongiscoming.
獅子:(感到很奇怪)Gudong,Whatisit?Whereisit?
咕咚,什么東西?在哪里?
?。ù蠹夷憧粗遥铱粗?,都在搖頭。)
小猴:(問熊媽媽)Where?
在哪里?
熊媽媽:(搖搖頭,)Idon’tknow.(轉而問狐貍)Where
我不知道。在哪里?
狐貍:(搖搖頭,)Idon’tknow.(轉而問小兔)Where?
我不知道。在哪里?
(眾人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。)
小兔:(撓撓腦袋,指著對面)It’soverthere.
就在那邊!
獅子:(很神氣的樣子)Let’sgoandsee.
走,去看看。
?。ù蠡锘ハ嗫纯?,都表現(xiàn)出非常害怕的樣子。)
獅子:(拍拍胸脯,很勇敢的樣子)comeon,followme.
走,跟我走!
(音樂響,一段雄壯有力的進行曲,眾人排著整齊的隊伍,大踏步地往前走,快到樹下時,腳步慢下來。音樂停全場一片寂靜。)
獅子:(四處張望)Where?Thereisnothinghere.
在哪里?什么都沒有?。?/p>
?。ㄕ谶@時候,一陣風吹來,咕咚一聲,一棵木瓜掉進了湖里。)
小猴:(指著湖邊)Oh!It’sapapaya!Gudongisapapaya!
噢!原來是木瓜呀!
?。ū娙舜笮?,大幕在笑聲中徐徐落下。)
Theend.
全劇終
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本篇4 甲:Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovie?Yeah,youareright,I'mthedirector--CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyou....Recently,Iwilldirectanewmoviecalled,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress---AnneHathaway,OK,let'***egin.Atfirst,talentshow,numberone,let'swelcome.
乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,I'mNicoleKidman,openyoureyesa***igasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,(打個響指)comesomemusic.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕),thankyou,(面向導演),honey,isitawonderfulperformance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,areyouOk?
甲:eh...mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.
乙:ohno...sweet,youbreakmyheart...(掩面離去)
丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme(畫個十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nicetomeetyou,director.
甲:(與之握手),nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.
丙:I'mCelineDion,youknow,Idon'thavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand(做沉思狀)oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,(同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh,calmdown,calmdown,it'sjustapieceofcakeforme,youknow,I....
甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin
丙:OK!!!I'llusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou--myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.
near,far,whereveryouare
ibelievethattheheartdoesgoon
oncemore,youopenedthedoor(甲stopstop,丙不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)
andyou'rehereinmyheart,
andmyheartwillgoonandon.
甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwomanout.
Oh,I'mdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise
丁:(對著乙的背影,沉思狀)tobe,ornottobe,it'saquestion!(走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀),I'mgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.
甲(做嬌羞狀):oh,it'sreallyabigsurprise,sowhat'syourname?
丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?(甲,***的搖頭),eh..,it'sok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?(搖頭),andMelissaTheuriau?(搖頭),(丁,情緒激動),youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.
甲(指門,氣憤狀),youyouyou.....
丁:okok,itdoesn'tmatter,youneedn'tlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet---oprah!
甲:Idon'tcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.
丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!
甲(起雞皮疙瘩狀):oh,Ican'tstand,showyouthedoor,
丁(轉身離開,繼續(xù)臺詞):Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis(回頭,對甲)10thousandyears.
甲:oh,it'sreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexcellentactress.Oh,I'mdying,youthree,comehere,
三人跑進來,乙嫵媚狀:honey,youlikemydance,right?
丙鎮(zhèn)靜狀:director,youlikemysinging,right?
丁深情狀:princess,youlikemypoet,right?
三人同聲:wearepast,right?
甲:eh..Thankyouforyoureh..Wonderfulperformance,but,I'msorrytotellyou....(接電話)What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh...god.(掛電話,低頭),youthree,(抬頭),pass!
三人歡呼,說:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!
乙(甜蜜狀):that'sverysweetofyou,weloveyousomuch(飛個吻)
甲:youknow,youarenotgoodenoughnow,butI'mlookforwardtoyourprogress.Doyouhaveconfidence?
三人齊答:yes,wedo!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同聲,fight,fight,fight!
5分鐘英語搞笑話劇劇本篇5 人物:追星A,追星B,追星C,明星,車主旁白經(jīng)紀人
旁白:AgirliscrazyaboutastarcalledHandsome+人名.Evenwhensheisasleep,shecandreamthatman.
A:(打哈欠),Ineedtogotobed,I’msosleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說(趴在講臺上睡)
?。ㄟM入夢鄉(xiāng))
旁白:Inherdream……
(上臺擺兩個凳子,A做一個)
A:Oh,it’safineday.(假裝看天)(然后突然不經(jīng)意的拿起一本書翻看)
明星:(上臺):Oh,it’safineday.(然后坐凳子)
(A看著看著書,就不經(jīng)意的往旁邊看,然后再看看書,突然感覺不對勁,在意外的往旁邊看,看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星,十分激動,不敢相信這是真的)
A:Areyou…areyouthat…superstar?(激動地說不出話)
明星:(隨意的回答)Yes,what’swrong?
A:I’myourfan,superfan.Yourphotosarefullofmybedroom,no,theyarefullofmyhouse,includingkitchen,livingroom,bedrooms,and…andtoilet.
(激動,后面講到廁所時,還有點不好意思)
(當明星聽到廁所時,很驚訝)
明星:Youaretoo…enthusiastic[in,θju:zi'?stik].(有點嫌棄)
A:Canyougivemeyoursignature?
(講到簽名,明星就興奮了)
明星:Ok,ofcourse!
A:(大聲喊)Oh,IwillhavetheHandsome______’ssignature
(突然,兩個人跑過來,B把A給推開了然后兩人問明星要簽名)
B:Please,pleasegivemesignature!!!!!!!
C:No,giveittome,tome!!!
(兩人搶著,A一人孤零零的站在旁邊,)
A:Whytheresultisthis?(抱頭痛哭,邊走邊哭,然后走到睡覺的那個地方,恢復原來的樣子,還有點啜泣)
A:Er?Whereisit?Oh,it’sjustadream,but,it’sabaddream.
It’stooearly,Iwantsleep.(又趴下去)
旁白:Inherseconddream,thesceneisatthecrossroads.
A:Lookatthetallbuildings,theylikethe…likethe…Idon’thaveanyadjrectivestodescribethem.
(明星上場,走在對面,也在欣賞某些東西)
A:Oh,lookatthere,thatmanislikeastar!Oh,Oh,Oh,(一次比一次激動)heis…..heis…..Handsome_______!Iwanthissignature!Butthereistoomuchcars,WhatcanIdo?WhatcanIdo?Idon’tcarethisanymore,thesignatureismoreimportant!
(正當他準備過馬路時,車主做開車動作來了,將要撞A,A很害怕)
車主:Lookout!
Aon’tcomehere,don’tcomehere!(閉著眼睛)(車主迅速下臺)
?。ˋ突然站起來,睜開眼睛)
A:Adream.too?Oh,mygod,WhydoIalwayscan’tgetthesignature?No,Imustgetit,sleepagain!Yes,sleep!But,whydoIstandhere?Ishouldlieinthebed.Whetherthese,Imustgotobedandgetthesignature!(趴著又睡)
旁白:Inherthirddream
(明星在簽名,A前面有B,C)
經(jīng)紀人:Onebyone,Don’tbewrought-up
A:Yeah,Icangetitatlast.Beforeme,thereareonlytwopeople.
?。ǖ紹)
B:Iloveyouverymuch.Mydreamlover.
明星:Thankyou
(B下,C上)
C:Oh,Imeetyou,canIhugwithyou?
明星:Sure.
(兩人抱了一下)
?。ǖ紸)
A:Icangetyoursignatureintheend!I’msoexcited
(明星面目有點難受的樣子,手捂著肚子)
明星:Sorry,canIgotothetoiletforamoment?Mystomachishurtalot.(難受)
A:Yes,makeyourselfeathome.
(過來一會兒)
A:Handsome_______hasgonetotoiletforsuchalongtime.Isheok?
經(jīng)紀人對A說:Sorry,thegirl,Handsome_____perhapscan’tcomeheretogiveyousignature,Heistoohurt.Hewenthome.
A:Ah?Whyalwaysme?(傷心地離開,走到睡著的地方)
?。ㄍ蝗黄鹕恚?/p>
A:Whyalwaysme?Ionlywantasignature~~ai~~Whattimeisitnow?(看了一下鐘,表情驚訝)It’snear8o’clock.Ican’tarriveattheschoolontime!Ohno,hurryuphurryup!
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