雙語黑色笑話：895　I hung him up to dry 是我把他掛起來晾干的

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英語笑話
895　I hung him up to dry 是我把他掛起來晾干的

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a *** attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. “Mr. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.” “That was me,” Mr. Smith replied. “Who hung him up to dry.”

精神病院的主任聽說他的一個(gè)病人從浴缸里救出一個(gè)要自***的病人，就重新審查一遍這個(gè)病人的病歷，并且把他叫到辦公室里來?！?**先生，你的記錄和你的英雄行為表明你已經(jīng)可以回家了。唯一遺憾的是，你救的那個(gè)人后來又懸梁自盡了?！?**先生說：“那是我把他掛起來晾干的?！?/p>